Sillie Sallie's Surefire Solutions And Speculations

Sillie Sallie says GASOLINE!

When you arrive at the Sheep's Pen this afternoon, Sillie Sallie is already snuggled onto the stump, looking a bit impatient and ready to begin. Although you are not late, you apologize, as that appears to be what is expected. Sallie nods and then smiles sweetly..

"Hello! Today we are going to learn about GASOLINE. Gasoline is a very stinky substance that machinery must drink to make it go. It also seems to make humans unhappy, because the grumble every time they have to feed it to the machines. Also known by it's shortened name, GAS, it-" Sallie is interupted at this point by an off key musical chorus coming from the vicinity of the pigpen.

"IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT SQUEEL AND BURP!

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT SQEEL AND BURP!

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT

THEN YOUR GAS WILL SURELY SHOW IT!

AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT YOU'RE A TWERP!"

A quick look tells you that the piglets have lined up by the fence and are having the time of their lives. By the time you turn back, all you catch is a glimpse of a highly embarrassed Sallie as she hot hoofs it into the barn