Sillie Sallie's Surefire Solutions And Speculations

Sillie Sallie says HAIRSPRAY!

Entering the Sheep Pen today, you are a little concerned about what might happen, given yesterday's fiasco. However, there is apparently nothing to worry about. One look at Sallie standing next to her stump tells you that she has put her embarrassment behind her. On the stump next to her is a rather rusted old spray can, presumably empty, that once contained oven cleaner. Sallie herself is particularly well groomed, and instead of her ear ribbon, she has tied little ribbons around every single curl on her head, all in different colors.

"Hello! Today we will talk about HAIRSPRAY." Sallie pauses and shakes the empty oven cleaner can at you. "Hairspray is a sticky substance, like liquid flypaper. Humans use it on their hair to make it stay curled, just one more way they are trying to make themselves look beautiful. Sheep have natural curls and beauty, so we need not do this. Hairspray has no other value whatsoever."

Sallie shakes her ribboned curls at you, smiles, and departs, as usual not bothering to let you get a word in edgewise.