Sillie Sallie's Surefire Solutions And Speculations

Sillie Sallie says, "ARTHRITIS!"

Sillie Sallie sits staring at her old sketchbook. She's been pretty excited about her internet debut, so excited that all the other sheep are ready to banish her to the pig pen to wait things out. Sallie has decided that they are just jealous.

Sallie's sketchbook doesn't have sketches in it. It has notes that Sallie made about the various bits of knowledge she has picked up along the way. She has decided that to keep things simple, she will be doing things alphabetically. Today, being the first day, is "A" day, and that means she will speak about Arthritis.

Sallie looks up at you and begins:

"Hello! Today we are going to talk about Arthritis. Arthritis is a horrid disease you get if you eat spoiled parsnips. To cure arthritis, find a bumblebee and let it sting you, on the head, if possible. The arthritis will not seem so baaaad!"

Smiling, Sallie waves a hoof at you and leaves, happily sure that she has helped millions.

Thanks a lot, Sallie.