Sillie Sallie's Surefire Solutions And Speculations

Sillie Sallie says. "BEESTING!"

As we enter the Sheep's Pen today, we find Sillie Sallie sitting on a stump, holding her sketchbook, looking rather sullen. She has a slice of dill pickle firmly pressed onto her wooly brow. Nothing seems to be going right today. After seeing yesterday's advice, Blacksheep very sternly told Sallie that she must research her facts a little better. And Sallie's boyfriend, Rham Beau, was quite stern when he told her that if she was going to tell people to get stung by bees, she simply MUST come up with a cure for THAT, too.

Since today is "B" day, Sallie has decided to tell you about the cure for beesting. She would rather have discussed "bacon bits", but, oh, well....

Seeing you, Sallie smiles brightly. "Hello! Today we are going to discuss how to cure beesting." She shakes her head a little, and the pickle falls to the ground. Sallie retrieves it, places it squarely back on her head, and continues. "For beesting, firmly press a slice of dill pickle against the stung area for about five minutes".

That said, Sillie Sallie takes the pickle back off of her head, eats it, and stomps off in something of a huff. Maybe she will be in a better mood tomorrow.