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Sillie Sallie Says, ELOPEMENT!

As you enter the gate to The Sheep Pen, you see Sillie Sallie staring dreamily off into space. She has left the spectacles behind, and her sketchbook dangles, almost falling from her grasp. You have to clear your throat twice before she even notices that you have arrived. Sallie finally sees you, and smiles dreamily.

"Hello! Today we are going to talk about ELOPEMENT." Sallie flutters her eyelashes at Rham Beau, who until that moment had been happily munching his lunch. Suddenly, he doesn't look so hungry anymore. Sallie's eyes cease batting, and she returns her attention to you. "Elopement is a form of wedding ceremony. Unlike the expensive, sometimes embarrassing traditional wedding ceremony, in an elopement, the couple secretly and VERY romanticly run off together and marry in secret."

At this, poor Rham Beau, who has been looking a little ill, suddenly jumps up and runs at top speed across the field, with no apparent intention of stopping anytime soon. Sallie shrieks, flings the sketchbook into the air, and takes off after him, yelling, "WAIT! You're doing it wrong! You have to take me WITH YOU!"

The sketchbook falls on the compost heap, and you make a hasty retreat.