Sillie Sallie's Surefire Solutions And Speculations

Sillie Sallie says, FIANCE!

As you enter the Sheep's Pen today, you find Sillie Sallie sitting on her stump, glaring across the pen at a rather woebegon Rham Beau. Apparently his spontaneous sprint didn't do him one bit of good. Noticing you, Sallie gives one final glare to her downcast boyfriend, and turns to look at you, a falsly bright smile suddenly appearing on her face.

"Hello!" Sallie burbles, "Today we are going to talk about the word FIANCE." She pauses to glare at Rham Beau, who suddenly developes an intense interest in a torn bit of cabbage leaf. "FIANCE is the next logical step in any long term relationship. It comes immediately after "girlfriend" and right before "wife". After "wife" comes "widow", but we shall save that discussion for another day."

With that, Sallie absentmindedly waves a hoof at you, stomps over nd kicks Rham Beau, sticks her nose into the air, and sashays into the barn.

It appears that we are done for the day.